y i plannin a bbq party for my bday?
insane or wat? im turning 26!! part wat ty!! y? :confuse:
………………………………………….

anyway here is somthin to share for today…
1st translation is abit kek ju kek ju..
2nd translation very kao siu la!! hope tis make ur day la^^

This actually happened to a Man not a woman recently in KL
Imagine: You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get
inside.
Then you lock the doors, start the engine and shift to Reverse. Then
you look into yhe rear mirror to back out and you notice a piece of
paper stuck to the middle of the rear window screen that is
obstructing your view. So you shift the gear to Park, unlock your door

and jump out to remove that silly piece of paper (or whatever it may
be) When you reach the back of your car, that is when the surprise
begins!
The Car-Jacker appears out of nowhere, jumps into your car and takes
off!!
Your engine is still running, your belongings are all in the car,
including whatever you may have bought from you shopping trip. They
will mow you down as they take off if you so much as try to stop them.
BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.

Just drive away and remove the paper that is stuck to you rear window
LATER, and be thankful that you read this email. I hope you will
forward this to your friends and family members. Imagine if your purse

is inside the car.
They then will have your IC, credit cards, home address and maybe your

house keys! Good Luck.

1st translation

這實際上發生在一個人身上不是一名婦女在千立升最近想像: 您走橫跨停車場, 打開您的汽車和得到裡面。然後您鎖門, 開始引擎和轉移扭轉。然後您看入yhe 後方鏡子取消並且您注意一張紙被困住對阻礙您的意圖後窗屏幕的中部。如此您轉移齒輪到公園, 打開您的門

並 且跳出取消那張傻的紙(或什麼它也許是) 您到達您的汽車後面, 那是驚奇開始! Car-Jacker 出現突然冒出來, 跳入您的汽車和離開!! 您的引擎仍然跑, 您的財產是全部在汽車, 包括什麼您也許買了從您購物旅行。他們將割您擊倒當他們離開如果您非常作為嘗試停止他們。現在被使用的意識到這份新計劃。

請駕駛和取消以後被困住對您後窗的本文, 並且是感激的, 您讀這電子郵件。我希望您將批轉這對您的朋友和家庭成員。想像如果您的錢包

是在汽車裡面。他們然後將有您的IC, 信用卡, 住址和可能您

房子鑰匙! 祝好運。

2nd translation

这其实是最近发生在KL的事件, 而且是发生在有香焦的人而不是有木瓜的人身上的哦~!
想象下: 你一条水走在停车场去拿车, 你拿出并按下很淋老土的PTORON REMOTE CONTROL, “DUDU”(ALARM声音), 然后就坐上车上. .

然 后你就把车CENTER LOCK锁上, START ENGINE START鸟很淋久才START到~!然后你想REVERSE退出来.可是当你看到后镜,看到有一张纸贴在车后大镜窝. .Tiu N*e Me Ke Ch*u H*i H*M K* Ch*m, 你看不到后面马下车去撕掉那张纸。

然后不知道那里钻条粉肠出来驾走了你的车。 。你的东西全部在里面（废话，难道偷你车还给回你MER）。 那条粉肠既然还想踩大油把你撞到。 。来阻止你抢回车子。 。他终于成功。 。你很愤怒喊到。 。喂。 。“车没有油鸟，记得打SHELL啊”（无聊）

后面的不翻了。 。总之一句话。 。小心咯。

星期六 （25032006）

刚刚上个拜二暴了胎。换了后备轮胎后就有不想驾车出去的感觉。。。
因为3个RIMS银色。。后备胎却是黑色！
下定决心要尽快换新的RIMS，可是预算换了RIMS接下来的三十天会比较难过。。所以到最后还是算了。。。心有＿而力不足 ＜～哈哈填字游戏！

出去走走。。。走到WANGSA MAJU去了～
还真的不小心走竟了间TAYAR店耶～！（真的！！）
只是打算问一下价钱，那里知到我心太软。。。忍不住诱惑 =.=’

不过终算了了一宗心事。。不用每天心挂挂。。
可以放心的去了。。 hahahaha >.

气油涨价。。。 小贩中心也要涨价~
谷中城的小贩中心（oasis)… 是我们最常去解决晚餐的地方。。。除了拜二。。（kfc 30% 折扣嘛~）
有档新杂饭摊很好吃。。。开了大概有几个月。。。天天都捧场。。。价钱还算OK啦。。。
头头他们的伙计A（我们以为是老板）, 人很好， 每次给多多料又不会算贵贵。。。
连我最爱放加厘汁在粥里他都记得。（因该是看我美吧。。？）
哪知道一两个星期后。。。伙计A不见了。。。奇怪。。。换人了。来个不帅的男人（真正的老细 -.-) 来掌摊。。。
伙计B来了个马来婆。 显。。慢慢的很多新伙计C,D,E 都是一些已经被老细灌输了“算贵一点， 料放少一点”的知识.
有时我真的很不服气。。。（在别人眼里也需我是个斤斤记较的lenglui) 可是真的太UNFAIR 了啦~
记得有一次我还故意在老细面前讲 “哎哟， 酱少的~ 那就别算酱贵罗~
他就加回一点给我，我看啊， 他一定很恨我了。 呵呵呵呵！~~~~~
最LATEST的是上个拜一。。。
那慢动作+软手软脚的伙计C, 我跟她讲 BUBUR SATU, 她去盛饭。。:晕:
选了cauliflower+TAOＰＯＫ，咸蛋　和ｃｕｒｒｙ鸡。。。价钱是马币５。贵哦，，，瞄了盘一下，，，我又开始发蓝杂了！

ｌｅｎｇｌｕｉ　ｍａｎｄａ：　ｋｅｎａｐａ　ｉｔｕ　ｃｕｒｒｙ　ｃｈｉｃｋｅｎ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｄｕａ　ｋｅｔｕｌ？　ｂｉａｓａｋａｎ　３ｋｅｔｕｌ？
伙计C: tak ada…boss ciakap 2 ketuls sekarang
lenglui manda : har?? 2 ketuls saja then jangan kira rm5 ma… murah sikit..
伙计C: ….. (无辜的眼神　加一点笑容．．无言．．．）
lenglui manda : 　．．．（犀利的眼神.. 没有笑容… 无言…)
伙计C: …. (笑容僵硬了, 默默的端起我的盘再加多一块鸡肉给我, 还好没哭出来…)
lenglui manda : … (笑在心里口难开…) 别以为我hor ki hu!!!!!

(坐下来后还是不断的投诉。。。我们天天都说要开始吃别摊。。。boycott这杂饭摊那他就知道发生了什么事。希望OASIS 可以开多一摊杂饭咯。。。)

还有啊。。。今天真是有够衰的。。。
拿了半天假。 佳人有约。。可是天不做美。。。下雨啦。。。尬那赛!!!!!!
well。。。 晚餐之后要离开Taipan… 在一个 T-JUNCTION 发生了小小小的意外。。。。
因为我前面的MYVI (A.K.A 大屁股）驾的实在是有够慢的在转弯处不应该酱慢的。。。
还我怕来不及过而block 到人家的路。。当我望倒后镜的时候。。。却撞上了divider… -.-
听到一声巨响。。。~~~~~~~~~~~ 暴胎了啦。。。。 >.<~~~~~~~~
好瘀啊~~~~~ TNS...KAKAKAA
还好朋友的弟弟来帮手换胎， 真不好意思麻烦到他。。。想不到USJ我连半个朋友都没有。。。
..............悲哀

it was a fun great day yest in pyramid…
got da chance to meet up wit wcc crew (Big Dane & ALex) in personal but im so scared to talking to them coz they are so tall they probly cant hear wat i saying (different level tall)
haha~~ i tot i wil jus walk around and look at those cars for not more than 1 hr and wana go back into pyramid shopping d… but surprisingly we (me and Chris) spend quite long time to yan siong those cars… frm bout 4pm till 8++pm ;p
But its kind a let down la. Coz i tot can see they bring over at least 1 car dat they modified.
Erm.. check out da pics..
how was da show gurl.? qualify? hahahahaha
Log in zerotohundred to see more la……….

today woke up at bout 11am.. and da 1st thing i know is.. get somtin to eat..
damn hungry y like dat.. lately i try to eat less already and today suppose start my diet plan 1..
dim ji.. aihh.. but b4 lunch.. must get da car wash 1st.. super duper dirty liow my kelisa..
so la la seng with Jess la la seng get da car washed..
canot stand da weather..damn hot out there… so we found a nice place to eat..manda + messy hair in o.t.kopitiam…

OLDtownKOPITIAM.. the environment there is nice … cooling.. and da music.. not bad la.. (kenny G) but da waiter there macam sleepy la..kakaka.. should play some fengtao song to wake them up.kakaka ;p
after half n hr like dat.. suddenly raining… so shocked. every1 looked out da kopitiam and shocked with the weather change so fast… and da rain only last bout 15 seconds!~~ oh noo000… seems like somtin goin wrong la. so scare.. then da hotsun come out awhile only. then follow by da heavy rain liow.. sigh…

long time didnt log in here since my last blog regarding the diet plan.muahaha,,,
it is a good 1.. can help u lose weight and practise to eat less lor..
last sat i was back to my homtown… didnt go out at all..
juz rest at home.. really a-big-rest-day to me.. zzz so much..kakaka.luckily my mum didn’t say ‘这里是你的家，不是只是给你回来睡觉的酒店~~~~~”
but oso got spend some quality time wit my family la.. it was great n warm. ^^
see …da younges but biggest size… da eldest but very slim y like dat.. T_T

and my lil nephew…jio me play uno wor… i didnt know myself so good in it..kakaa didnt lose at all..
he is so hapi when i say da punishment is draw face…but end up he kena draw..kakakaka

i wana buy 1 and keep in subang oso..else notin to play when fren visit my hse.. always chor dai dee only.. not sien meR?